coluring:

"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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ohmydeargoddess:

Class, find a partner…
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elasticitymudflap:

when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of

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3 women came in to work today and asked for 3 flat whites. They brought the coffee back complaining there wasn’t enough froth.

Darlings, there is a reason why they call it a flat white. I can’t be responsible for stupid people decisions anymore.

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see
captainpepperoni:

*burns eyes off* *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

We should have known then she was going to be the supreme