"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever
*purposely drop something in front of my crush*
when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of
3 women came in to work today and asked for 3 flat whites. They brought the coffee back complaining there wasn’t enough froth.
Darlings, there is a reason why they call it a flat white. I can’t be responsible for stupid people decisions anymore.